Contact the Orc Problem Field Manual

The fastest way to reach this site is email: hello@sirwehaveanorcproblem.store

What is most useful to send

Corrections with a source. If a turret figure here does not match your build, tell us what you see and which version you are on. Balance has already shifted once — Mumpitz Games shipped update 2026.08.02.13.35 four days after launch — so stat sheets go stale.

Achievement details we are missing. We do not have the in-game display names for the eleven achievements, only Steam's internal identifiers. If you have the exact strings, that fills a gap we have flagged on the achievements page.

Layouts that worked when a published one did not. The most useful guides are the ones written because somebody else's assumed an upgrade you did not have.

What we will not do

We do not accept paid placements, sponsored pages or link insertions, and we do not republish content from other sites.

We also will not add a number we cannot attribute, even a plausible one. If you send a figure, please say where it came from — your own measurement is a perfectly good answer.

Response time

This is a one-person site, so expect a few days rather than a few hours. Corrections that arrive with a source are applied first because they need no verification work.