Privacy Policy and Cookie Notice

This page explains what happens to data when you visit sirwehaveanorcproblem.store. Last updated 11 August 2026.

What this site collects directly

Nothing that identifies you. There are no accounts, no logins, no comment system and no newsletter signup. We do not ask for your name, email address or any other personal detail in order to read a page.

If you email us, we keep that email so we can reply to it. Nothing more.

Cookies and third parties

Cookies on this site come from third-party services rather than from us directly.

Google AdSense and Google's advertising partners. Google and its partners use cookies to serve ads based on your prior visits to this and other websites. Google's use of advertising cookies enables it and its partners to serve ads to you based on your visit to this site and other sites on the internet.

You can opt out of personalised advertising by visiting Google's Ads Settings. You can also opt out of a third-party vendor's use of cookies for personalised advertising at aboutads.info.

Analytics. We use analytics to count page views and see which pages people find useful. This is aggregate traffic data — page URLs, approximate country, device type — and is not used to identify individual visitors.

Your browser's settings can block or delete cookies at any time. Doing so does not prevent you from reading anything here.

Your choices

If you are in the EEA or UK (GDPR): you have the right to access, correct or delete personal data we hold about you, and to object to processing. In practice we hold nothing beyond email you have sent us. Where consent is required for advertising cookies, it is requested before those cookies are set.

If you are in California (CCPA/CPRA): you have the right to know what personal information is collected and to opt out of its sale or sharing. We do not sell personal information. Advertising partners may share data for personalised advertising, which the opt-out links above address.

To exercise any of these rights, email hello@sirwehaveanorcproblem.store.

Children

This site is not directed at children under 13 and we do not knowingly collect information from them.

External links

Pages here link to Steam, to Steam community guides and to their authors. Those sites have their own privacy policies and this one does not cover them.

Changes

If this policy changes, the date at the top of the page changes with it.