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Sir, We Have an Orc Problem on PC, Linux and Steam Deck
No Android or iOS build exists. On PC the only real requirement is Vulkan 1.3 driver support — here is everything the store data actually says.
Orc Problem Mobile: Is There an Android Version?
No official Android or iOS build of Sir, We Have an Orc Problem exists and none has been announced. What the APK sites are, and the real handheld option.
System Requirements and Steam Deck Compatibility
The real gate is Vulkan 1.3, not your CPU or RAM. Full minimum and recommended specs, and why the Steam Deck rating is Playable and not Verified.
Two questions, one honest answer each
Most of what people search about this game's platforms boils down to two things: can I play it on my phone, and will it run on what I already own. The answers are no and almost certainly yes, and neither needs hedging.
There is no Android build and no iOS build. Steam's platform field for appid 4594150 returns Windows and Linux, with macOS explicitly false, and none of the twelve official announcements between May and August 2026 mention a phone or tablet version. The developer has not teased one, dated one, or been asked publicly in a way they have answered.
On the PC side, the requirements are unusually light. The install is 200 MB. The minimum and recommended columns are identical except for one line. The only thing that can actually block you is Vulkan 1.3 driver support, which is a driver-age question rather than a hardware-power question.
Why the mobile question keeps getting asked
The store data explains it. Steam tags this game with Mouse Only Option, Playable without Timed Input and Save Anytime — the exact feature profile people associate with phone games. Nothing about how it plays requires a keyboard or an uninterrupted session.
That instinct is reasonable, and it is why search suggestions for the game include mobile download and mobile free download. Those pages exist. They are not from Mumpitz Games, and we do not link to them.
The handheld option that is real
The game ships a native Linux build whose stated minimum OS is SteamOS 3.8 or similar — Steam Deck's operating system. Valve's compatibility report rates it Playable rather than Verified, and is specific about why.
It passes both performance tests. It fails on controller glyphs not matching the Deck, and on interface text not being legible. For a game built around reading turret stats and upgrade costs, that second failure is the one that matters, which is why the Deck page here spends more time on it than on frame rates.
What is in this section
Read mobile and Android if you arrived from a search for a phone version, an APK, or a free download — it explains what those sites are and what the actual handheld path looks like.
Read PC and Steam Deck if you want the verbatim requirements table, an explanation of why Vulkan 1.3 is the only real gate, and the four individual Deck test results rather than just the badge.
What is not here
No benchmark numbers and no frame-rate figures, for any hardware. We have not run this game on a Deck or on integrated graphics ourselves, and Valve's compatibility report carries no published test date. We would rather point at the requirements and the refund window than invent performance data.